Sabrina: I only kill scary things.
Phil: What, you can’t kill something because it’s scary. Oh, a scary man on the street – I’ll kill him!
Phil: If it were only me and a baby, I’d eat it because it can’t survive without me. I’d feed it with my milk.
Sabrina: It’ll probably only be beer though.
Phil: It would keep it alive and fatty, though. And I’d be a hero. If people came by on a boat they’d see me breastfeed it with beer and be like: that man is a hero!
Mara: I wonder why he [Phil] brought the beer can with him. I hope he doesn’t pee in it – oh no, don’t write that down; he’ll read it!
Phil: Read what?
Mara: [On Janis Joplin] I think she died from drinking and suffocating on her own vomit or something.
Phil: That’s actually how my uncle died, whom I’m named after…
[While discussing Mozart and the film Amadeus]
Phil: Amadeus…is that some music dude?
“If I had 80 camels I’d rule the world!” – Phil
