”You’re a cunt! But as far as cunts go, you are quite a lovely one.”
”Fruit is a kind of…fruit!”
Spoiling everyone’s appetite:
“Mmm, dead animal with a lemon up its bum!”
“You know he touched my penis?! We were on the floor and he was reaching for my hand to squeeze it but then he reached out for my groin and touched my penis!”
“I don’t like making songs about people I know, because then I might say something rude by accident just because it rhymes.”
